For him. the stresses of this production have been building up. He has been desperately tired, fighting to stay awake through rehearsals which demand continual creative invention and technical concentration. "By the time something opens", he tells me. "I'm always sick to death of it. and I just wish it would go away."
Theatre directors, unlike film-makers, never have the chance to come back to a work a year or two later when it's party forgotten, to see it as an audience sees it. "I only ever see things as a series of mistakes."
The next day. some of the costumes arc-ready. Craig McLachlan appears at the top of the turret in the spotless white frock and natty cap of a Red Cross nurse. Nobody has seen it before, and they laugh loudly. "That's very funny, really funny", says Christopher Malcolm.
Technical runs are usually interminable, dull and full of problems. This one goes smoothly and the feeling of accomplishment infects the cast. As they all sit in the stalls for their afternoon coffee break Alyssa Jane Cook (formerly of E Street). who plays Columbia, makes a formal but genial little speech: "I would just like to say that I am really pleased to be in this with all you people".
There is paranoia in the Paul Dainty office that journalists will portray Frank N Furter's sweet transvestite as a personal kink of Craig McLachlan's. The homophobic London tabloids would love to imply that this blond antipodean hunk is actually a poofter. "Craig was an incredibly dangerous piece of casting", says Triffitt. "and shockingly dangerous for him. I'm really pleased with what Craig does. I hope people realize how extreme a thing it is he does and how well he does it. The assumption is that he's untalented. large and gorgeous. It's a very hard part to play and I think it is a considerable accomplishment. It's a star part and the audience reaction indicates he's living up to that. "The bravery of it. going from soap star to gay sex symbol, is a very considerable thing to do. He's completely heterosexual and absolutely content in his heterosexuality Which is why he can play it. If you're secure in your own sexuality. somebody else's isn't a threat."The star, though, will not play Frank N Furter forever. Paul Dainty — and Nigel Triffitt, looking forward to his own fat royalty cheques
— hope it will last on national tour for two years. McLachlan will do the initial Melbourne and perhaps. Sydney seasons. The next Frank N Furter is likely to be Boy George.
"Now that's really dangerous casting", said Triffitt.
On the afternoon of Rocky Horror's first preview, Nigel Triffitt, the actors, the technicians — even the Paul Dainty office staff—are at a peak of stress. Tempers are kept tightly in check behind the thinnest of lips. "This is far worse than the official opening night". Triffitt tells me. "This is the first audience, and we have to hope everything works. Preview audiences aren't paying full price, but they are paying customers and they quite reasonably expect a good show. It's no good leaping out in front of the curtain if everything falls in a heap and making excuses. As soon as opening night's over. I'm off to Be Bee's (a gay resort Cairns) for a good long rest. I'm out of this place!"
That night, the bright lights of showbiz under The Comedy Theatre's awning illuminate the first people who have been prepared to risk cash to see Triffitt's excursion into sexual and theatrical nostalgia. All the previews have sold out. This is a suburban crowd: lots of pullovers, very few formal theatre-going clothes, nobody at all in Rocky Horror paraphernalia. And they're straight. So far as I can tell, there's not a faggot in sight.
Inside, in the unused box to the left of the auditorium. Triffitt sits alone Above him. on lop of a three-metre tower of scaffolding, is a follow-spot operator. Michael Rennie was ill
The day the earth stood still.
The audience is enthusiastic, expecting fireworks. Linda Nagle, dressed as a movie usher, winsomely sings the opening number to promise a night of fantasy and diversion,
Science fiction
Double feature
Picture show
Oh-oh-oh-oh.
Nagle is good. Not too much, just enough, get the customers warmed up. They love her. Up in his box, I see the director smile. Stephen Kearney and Gina Riley, as Brad and Janet, set the tone of the evening. They perform, rather than act. Then is no attempt to create credible characters. They are often hilariously funny but the laughs exact a price. We can't believe.
Peter Rowsthorne's Riff Raff, which had begun rehearsals as a mere imitation of Richard O'Brien's original now has a manic integrity of its own. It's like Basil Fawlty on speed.
Craig McLachlan appears, in fishnets, corset and satin knickers, to tremendous cheers. He looks terrific — very sexy — but the tabloids which wonder about his sexual orthodoxy are clearly wrong. This is a straight man camping it up. He does it with aplomb, and sings surprisingly well, but a gay man would play this pan differently.
Christopher Kirby. as Rocky, is singing live and his voice has improved to an acceptable level. In nothing but a G-string. he is the evening's second object of desire. The audience's reaction proves a black Rocky, the negative of McLachlan's blond Frank, is an inspired piece of casting.
But because the show reaches top speed so quickly it has nowhere else to go. Half an hour in, the audience's enthusiasm has waned just a little. The applause is a little less loud. The laughs less generous. It's as if they're missing something but don't quite know what.
Perhaps it's participation. The audience interjections, though traditional in Britain and America and firmly expected by Christopher Malcolm, don't happen. Only one woman calls out at all, and in the absence of others she merely seems a nuisance A fundamental assumption of this
production has been proved wrong. Without participation the over — the — top performances lack justification. An audience expecting a play gets,instead, a pantomime. When Frank dies, zapped with a laser by the morality police, choreographer Chrissie Koltai has provided a full Royal Ballet Swan Lake expiry. But McLachlan isn't a dancer. The move is clumsy and too long. A man along the row from me wipes a tear from his eye, but for me there is no shock and the show's crucial moment is spoiled
Next week, a Monday afternoon photo call. Ponch Hawkes shooting for Outrage. is the only stills photographer but half a dozen television crews populate the stalls. "Lots of TV cameras out there", notes Triffitt. "This pleases us."
McLachlan and the others go through "Sweet Transvestite" time after time, full-bore. Then it's Kearney and Riley for "Over At The Frankenstein Place" But the revolve keeps turning the wrong way and Adam, the stage manager, repeatedly rushes on waving his arms and shouting "Stop!"
'It goes the right way during the show ". jokes Kearney. "Hasn't gone the wrong way yet."
Hawkes. a respected show business photographer and Circus Oz survivor, knows almost everyone and gives them hugs. The lighting director is an old friend and gives her more light. Only the publicity woman is tense and unfriendly.
Later over coffee, I expound my theory that although Craig McLachlan sings very well indeed, looks terrific and represents an inventive casting decision, he doesn't have the charisma to dominate the show.
Hawkes waits until I've finished. She shakes her head wisely. "I hate to say it. but you're wrong. Craig McLachlan is going to be a big hit." ■